ones and twos

beat juggling two tracks __ track one to track two __ cutting up scratches from fader one to fader two __ straight dropping beats from track one to track two __ left to right __ right to left __ on that one two type ish—mixing the beats up back n' forth.

yo that turntablist be banging tracks back n' forth on those ones and twos—ill style.

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going number one and number two

number one: pee, urinate
number two: poop

Mother was called to assist her small child in the bathroom when she was going number one and number two.

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Oneing the two

Attempting to remove stuck poop from a toilet with a well aimed high pressure stream of pee.

Are you Oneing the two in there?

Well, it's not like I have choice. You threw out the brush.

It was gross

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one two one two combination

when you finger a girl with the indew and middle finger.

dude i tell you what use the one two one two combination...you can't lose

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one's and two's

to keep something hush-hush; keep on the down low

Let's keep this on the one's and two's

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One-Two-Two

Its whatever you want it it be.

He just wanted a little extra one-two-two.

I went to the store and got a one-two-two sandwich.

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Killing one bird with two stones or more

Achieving simple goal with complex solution or old fashioned punishment .

I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school, like killing one bird with two stones or more.