When your friend is being funny, but you yourself are so unfunny that you have to make up words in order to sound funny.
oh my gawdd ur a funny oney today.
Me- Hey Girl How was that Oney last night
Hell no i am Oney sentral i do it every night
Girl- Ohh I thought i was the Oney Queen so tonite we gonna do it
Its Daddy's Milk Jugs
Me- Are you an oney?
Friend- Yes i have them big!
Me- YOU READY FOR TONITE With ur MOM
Friend- Ya shes hot and im ONEY we gonna have fun