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To rapidly gain weight, particulary following a rapid loss.
"Sue went on a diet, doesn't she look great?"
"Yeah, but she'll Oprah that weight back in a few months".
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A unit of weight that is approximately 200 pounds.
"My car weighs about 8 Oprahs"
"How much do I weigh? 3/4 of an Oprah last time I checked"
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The Queen of Political Correctness...
Guy: What you watchin'?
Girl: Oprah...
Guy: Ah that political correct annoying bitch!? I'd take Jerry Springer over her bullshit any day!
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An annoying television personality who is always looking for attention. She is also always in the tabloids for being such a fatass, and the fans of her show are wacky fat chicks who feel bad about themselves. She always has this crook doctor named mehmet oz on her show offering medical advice for every ailment possible (breast cancer,arthritis,diabetes,kidney stones,infertility, the guy knows everything) Oprah is just a depressed fat bitch because she doesnt get any dick because no guy in their right mind would want to bone Oprah because she is such a bossy asshole. Stedman backed out of the engagement cause he finally realized marrying oprah probably wouldnt be a good idea. She is a liberal and loves to talk about rimming.
Man: Look at Oprah,she loves getting attention even if its negative like her fatassness.
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Future communist ruler of both our planet and Mars. Oprah currently has the funds to overthrow the world, and mass produce anything needed to start her new feminist communist colony. Can also be used to describe extreme wealth, power, or deception.
If we didn't watch him closely he would have pulled an Oprah.
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The world's current Sith Lord
Her current apprentices are possibly Dr Phil or that white designer he-bitch she owns, or perhaps even Tom Cruise (hehe midget)
"Watch out or Oprah will fry you with her sith powers"
"Oprah is so Sithy she eats bricks for breakfast (which also explains her weight)"
"Oprah is going to take over the galaxy one day, better not pay out black folks"
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A daytime talk-show hosted by the one and only Oprah. The show can be easily summed up as a very annoying, very repetitve show talking endlessly about feelings, drug abuse, and talking to your kids about their feelings so they don't abuse drugs. Even though the show is a never ending supply of stupidity at its finest, one must admit that Oprah weelds much power in the lives of America's soccer moms.
Oprah's show, Oprah is a fine example of what happens when the a super self-important rich woman has to much time on her hands.
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