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Grand China Buffet serves better tasting Orange Chicken. The stuff sold at Panda Express tastes like crap.
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The man who will try destroy the world in 2020. Enemy of the Chopstick Gang. Illegally Blind and Def His mortal enemy is Egg-Roll Man.
Mr Egg-Roll Man will destroy Orange-Chicken Man in 2020.
The result of someone addicted to tanning.
Their skin is very orage and peeley and they remind everyone of chickens.
That whore has such orange chicken skin.
Man I fell asleep at the beach and now I have orange chicken skin. I'm such a tool.
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What you would call a woman who is born with more than one uterus
She didn’t have a double vagina but she had an order of double orange chicken
Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment
Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.
Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.
Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.
Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.
Jandy: *walks out*