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Kaizers Orchestra is a Norwegian band that uses the most unusual and creative ways of creating amazingly original music. Their lyrics deal with different issues then love, like most artists. Instead, Kaizers sing about Heaven, Hell, Russian Roulette, and they tell strange stories of quirky characters and their adventures. They are a great band, one of the best ever, despite being different.
Kaizers Orchestra is a Norweigan rock band. Actually, it's kind of not rock. It's... well... it's not really any genre at all. XD
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Once a great orchestra, now members and subscribers leaving like rats running from a sinking ship. The orchestra has suffered for a few decades with "Wernick-ites" (translation: endless horrible orchestral commission to make anyone with taste just vomit), and any attempt to reclaim these subscribers will never happen. No recording contracts, no radio broadcasts, a tragic loser now in its final stage of existence.
"I went to the Philadelphia Orchestra concert last night and it was like a beginners music appreciation event. I plan to give up my subscription immediately. Luckily there was none of that dreadful new music from those academic freaks and nerds who call themselves composers".
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Sharing a music stand or some other sharing within an orchestra.
The two shared a stand and took turn flipping the sheet music, improving their orchestra dating.
That crescendo of sound that originates from the next door cubicle when somebody unloads the first push into the toilet bowl
Dude, at lunch, this guy comes into the cubicle next to me and gives me a 10 second rendition of an asshole orchestra.. I nearly puked...
PIT=AMAZING
giving up your life to live in a hole in front of the stage. most amazing experience ever. crazy stuff happens in that wonderous hole that none of the actors know about; theyre all jealous that they dont get to sit in a hole for infinite amount of hours. many friendships are created and you are left with some of the best memories of your life. when pit's over its extremely depressing and you miss every thing about it =(
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the sound of your neighbors having sex
Luchito: oh, no Robert's going to his room with that drunk bitch again...
Vero: let's turn up the radio to drown out his devil's orchestra
Luchito: or we could better join them
Vero: 'kay
A group of 4 or more men each simultaneously giving each other a rim job and wanking the other guy of in a circle.
I walked into this gay bar last night and it was horrible, the sound of a trombone orchestra was in the air and I quickly had to leave.