orky

buff humanoid potato

caden is such an orky, unlike maddy.

Orkie

Derived from surgical procedure “orchiectomy” or removal of testicles, this is a name given to a male who puts an undeserving woman well above status so she may proceed to stomp over his dignity and self-worth. Synonym: Simp.

My fucking car broke down again on the way back home from Derek’s last night. Fuck no I didn’t ask Derek! Edward came and picked me up and then paid to have my car towed. Yeah He knows about Derek, he doesn’t care…he says he hopes we can still go on a first date someday if things don’t work out…it’s awesome! he’s such an Orkie!