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A hot, cute, good looking, young man with a face that you will fall in love with at first sight. (actor)
Wendy: Who;s Orlando Bloom?
Cady: An angel
Wendy: Oh i understand
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number 20 in GQs best dressed men of 2005. most hilarious coment ever made was on this man in that magazine
"I'd like to fuck him"- Graham Norton
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someone you will never be half as talented or good looking as
"your no orlando bloom yerself mate"
"hmmm, he's nice but he's no orlando bloom"
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A guy who is only hired to play roles cause he's the hottest sexiest guy in whole world, even though his acting isn't that great.But hollywood doesn't care about that anymore, just look at disney channel they're all teen heart throbs and none of them are that great and as overrated this guy.
Orlando Bloom is sexy,
But Hell what was with that movie Elizabethtown?
ew
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That actor who wants to be Johnny Depp really bad but he can't.
Orlando Bloom is such a poser.
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A tool used to bring balance to Hollywood films.
Employed in cases where an actor working on the film is deemed to have too much talent, the Orlando Bloom will provide a sufficiently poor performance to ensure that the overall talent in the film remains at an average levels.
In extreme cases is used in conjunction with a Keira Knightley for a multiplied effect.
"My that Johnny Depp sure makes a great pirate."
"Yes, perhaps a little too great... Better throw an Orlando Bloom into the scene just to make sure the film doesnt become too awesome."
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An AVERAGE looking person who DOESN'T want to have purses,pins,pens,bookmarks,clothes and lipstick with his name/picture on them. He needs to move to Russia to get away from those scary, lifeless fangirls.
All the girls were screaming and fighting over an orlando bloom poster.
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