playing with big trucks, putting the wet stuff on the hot stuff, usually with lots and lots of beer, you get very thirsty putting or waiting to put the wet stuff on the hot stuff
A funny thing happened the last time I was hanging out at the fire house.......
2π 4π
Is the act of violently shitting (In said order) Starting on the toilet paper, Dragging or smearing oneβs ass against the wall, All further defecation from this point shall be directed on to the seat and if possible the tank (A.k.a. Upper decking). Once finished, wipe ass with hand towel and not washing hands, hang towel on the door knob to show that this facility has been Arabian out housed.
That Indian food and waffle house made me turn that bathroom into an Arabian out house
3π 2π
Said to someone who eats A LOT and doesn't pay attention to the costs of food.
Nom nom nom.
Person: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA EAT ME OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME!!!"
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40π 16π
to eat everything that someone has in the house
eat someone out of house and home
The entire football team came over and ate poor Sally out of house and home.
6π 2π
Eat her out till shes bleeding
65π 176π
Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.
Delaying the inevitable
Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE
4π 7π
When one seeks penis/vagina outside their immediate household
Itβs fine, I donβt need you Iβll just go get some out of house pussy