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If you call a park bench home; if your idea of a buffet is chinese trash; One who shits in a bucket on the reg; one who dwells under and overpass (not to be confused with a troll); if you reside in a pop up community; if you bathe in the local creek; if your job description is holding a piece of cardboard (not to be confused with human directional advertisement) you might be an outdoor American.
A pair of shoes you fuck up so badly, you decide to dedicate them to getting more fucked up until they become unwearable. Usually very muddy and torn up
Me: John, I slipped on mud and fell into a river trying to cross it, and while trying to get back up, a rock tore the soul of my shoe
John: damn those shoes look nasty as fuck
Me: yeah I guess there my outdoor shoes now
Everything in the upcoming time period is going to be outstanding.
Glen Dorsey: It's All Outdoors.
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when a guy takes a piss outside. It is one of the most pleasureable things to do with your penis outside of teh big easy.
I took an outdoor piss all over that trash can
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Someone who love going out to places. Hangs out with friends and does not want to stay inside the house the whole time
That girl must be an outdoor person because she looks good in shape
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Peeing outdoors is something most people love to do. For obvious reasons it is much easy for males to do though, but girls do manage. There are many places to pee outdoors, in fact basically anywhere.
"OMG, I really gotta pee but I can't find the toilet"
"Never fear, there's a lovely bush by here"
It's very simple and very fun. Try peeing outdoors... Now!!
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A person who lives without the restrictions of a significant other.
Man, he use to be fun to hang out with when he was an outdoor cat but now that he's tied down we never see him anymore.
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