scored an own goal

Having made out with someone of the same sex.

Tom scored an own goal at a drunken party.
Sara scored an own goal out on a hen night.

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Scoring on his Own Goal

A phrase for cumming on your dick during masterbation or beating the meat

When Dan was about finished jerking off before he was scoring on his own goal.

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Own goal

Changing your own news descriptor from “alleged rapist” to “actual rapist”.

The verdict on actual rapist, Bruce Lehrmann’s two counts of rape in Toowoomba, Queensland have yet to be passed down. (Example for “own goal”)