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When you have a specific and favourite seat, and your friend or partner let's someone else sit there instead. Paramount to betrayal as it is YOUR spot. you own that spot.
Person 1: Hey, did you let someone use my seat?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: That's MY seat. I claimed Seat ownership.
Person 2: You can't own a seat position!
Person 1: Watch me
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I own myself, therefore, I have a right to control my own brain chemistry. Give me Adderall! Adderall WEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Hym "In the name of self-ownership is say to thee: GIVETH ME ADDERALL OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!"
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When credit is claimed when things go well, but blame is assigned elsewhere when things don't.
One of my team members believes in Fair Weather Ownership. People were happy when he made a big song and dance about the dashboard he just built. When somebody pointed out a minor glitch his response was "it's not my code. it's Firefox that's making it error like that".
The equation that shows the moment in which a suburb changes to the "inner city"
Drive-by + Suburb = Inner city
There was a drive-by in the Fryelands last night? When did this place become such a hood? Well according to the Transitive Property of Ownership last night changed everything
Ohohohoho.... Wait... Don't tell me I have OWNERSHIP of likenesses... That would be hilarious!
Hym "Ownership!? No... Wait! Yes, actually. Pleasepleaseplease tell me I own Jennifer Lawrence! Pleaseplease God, let me own Jennifer Lawrence! 🙏😖 I would literally spare God's life to own Jennifer Lawrence! Ooooh man, I want that more than anything!"
To have an exclusive or superordinate claim to an object.
Hym " 'To be an axiom it needs to be obvious' Says Andrew. According to who? Whether or not something is obvious to you (subjectively) has nothing to with whether or not it's true. Slavery is the compelled or coerced labor of another and doesn't actually constitute 'ownership' in the libertarian sense."