oxygen

In music terms, oxygen means water.

Singer: Oxygen to the stage please!
Kid: What?
Singer: Water, dumbass.

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Oxygen

That shit that niggas breathe

Bruh I was drowning underwater cus there aint no Oxygen in that bitch

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Oxygen

What politicians are wasting

*trump enhales oxygen*

*some African villager in Uganda chokes*

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Oxygen

Oxygen is an element in the nonmetal/chalcogens section of the Periodic Table of Elements with the symbol of O. Oxygen is more immediately essential to the life of all mammals, animals, and most life on Earth aside from plants than any other substance, as without oxygen, the common human would die in a matter of minutes. Oxygen is made from the release of carbon dioxide in organisms, which is used by plants to make and release oxygen in respiration. Oxygen is the third most abundant element in the universe by mass after hydrogen and helium

Want to stay alive? Breathe in the wonders of oxygen! It's very simple!

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Oxygen

A filler word used when a person can't come up which a response to a question. In reference to the dead air between two people.

Tom says "Hey man, what's up?"
Jerry responds "Uhh...Oxygen"

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Oxygen

YOU.CANT.LIVE.WITHOUT.THIS.SHIT.

-Why don’t trees make something useful like WiFi?
-SO JUST FUCK OXYGEN RIGHT?

Oxygen

You must be an idiot if you're looking up the meaning of oxygen, out of all things.

People who look up the meaning of the word oxygen have an IQ of -10

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