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To have sex with an extremely rotund female. She must be fat and usually found in a bar around closing time.
"Hey Andy, what did you do last night?"
"Oh I went to the bar, and zip zap paddywhacked!"
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To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.
"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"
"Oh you know. I went out to a Bar and Zip Zap Paddywhack"
"Sweet I love fat whores too!"
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