painting the walls

when a guy is so drunk that when he goes to take a piss, he can't control himself, thus pissing everywhere and anywhere around him.

"last night, my roomate went out to a bar, and this morning i found out that he had been painting the walls.

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Painting the Walls

any type of intercourse in the dorms!

Jessica: did you hear what Carrie did last night?
Sam: No?
Jessica: She was painting the walls with Jack last night

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Paint the walls red

Being in a depressive state ready to blow your brains out onto the wall.

“Dude this final is gonna make me paint the walls red”

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paint your walls

The process of ejaculation inside your partner while having unprotected sex.

She wanted anal sex so I said I'm going to paint your walls.

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Paint The Walls Pink

A phrase used when a male sees a female he would like to have sex with.

Brad: "What Do You Think About That Sexy Chick Over There?"
Craig: "I'd Paint The Walls Pink!"
Brad: "& Make Her Brown Eye Blink?"
Craig: "You Daaaaamn Skippy!"

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paint the wall

To vomit in a projectile fashion.

Don't paint the wall, man. Hurl in the shitter.

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paint my walls

I want my man to ejaculate inside my vagina

I love you so much , I want you to paint my walls baby