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Paint the Town White

When you unleash your load on every building in town.

The larger the town, the more points awarded.

It has been discovered that, contrary to popular belief, an overwhelming majority of the city of Detroit is painted white.

1. In his autobiography, Benjamin Franklin indicated that he entered every city with the intent to paint the town white.

by ChucklestheGayKitten July 25, 2014


Painting The Room White

an act in which one ejaculates into a ceiling fan causing semen to spray in every direction splattering on all the walls giving them a whitish glow.

Jim: I was jerking off an i jizzed straight in the air and painted the room white.

Jack: I bet you saved a bunch of money on primer when you were painting the room white!

by The Erection July 02, 2010


Paint the town white

When something unexpected happens that makes you feel absolutely ecstatic, implying that the event made you so happy that you released your load over the whole neighbourhood.

"My pc is working again dude, I'm about to paint the town white"

by Lolite September 29, 2021


paint the world white

When you are in the presence of whiteout and feel the need to cover everything in it.

Jane: Damn what's Chris doing over the in the corner?
Paige: He decided to paint the world white.
Jane: Who gave him whiteout???

by scienceclassblues February 03, 2011


paint my teeth white

The desire to give someone a blow job.

I'd let him paint my teeth white.

by specialsoccer March 15, 2011


Paint your butt white and go run with the antelope

A phrase to coerse somebody into doing what they're told.

Dad: "Son, go take out the trash"

Son: "No."

Dad: "Damn it, paint your butt white and go run with the antelope!"

by therapistfinder June 01, 2009


painting the interior white

a really dumb way to say you gave someone a creampie.

1. “i painted Allie’s interior white last night and she loved it”

2. “where were you last night Bryce
“painting the interior white 😎”
“shut up.”

by dojacatswhore May 22, 2020