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In a football game when an offensive player blocks a defensive player, knocks him off his feet and causes him to fall flat on his back. The offensive player may lay on top of the defensive player to add insult to injury.
Jeff Hartings just pancaked Ray Lewis on that play.
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Noun
1. A flat thin cake made by pouring batter onto a hot greased pan, and flipped to cook on both sides.
Verb
2. To flatten or squish something.
Adjective
3. Used to describe a situation that isn't quite right or does not add up, usually followed by the word "ass".
4. A person that is fun to be around on multiple levels or "stacks". Usually used in a pronoun context.
5. An irregular or emergency landing in which an aircraft drops flat to the ground from a low altitude.
6. A theory that was drawn up in the aftermath of 911 that remained the official reason for the World Trade Center's collapse until dismissed by the National Institute of Science and Technology. The Pancake Theory insinuated that the towers collapsed due to shear weight of the upper floors slamming on to the floors below them and piling down on top of each other one at a time. The theory was dismissed because of its careless lack of reason and logic and the fact that it completely defies the basic laws of physics.
1. Blueberry pancakes are Kathy's favorite dish for breakfast.
2. Carl pancaked his dog Rover when he lost his footing and landed on him.
3. Eric gave Dan a pancake-ass excuse for why he didn't reply to his messages.
4. Pancake made me laugh so hard I pee'd my pants.
5. Herb had an emergency in his pants so he turned the plane around and came in quick and low for a pancake landing.
6. Just the thought of someone actually believing the Pancake Theory makes me sick to my stomach with disgust and shameful pity.
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A delicious food that, when thought of, causes the victim to fly into a hunger induced rage. Symptoms include karate and biting.
Pancakes! PANCAKES! PANCAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!
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A food that is in a round shape and can normally be eaten for breakfast or as a desert,served with either sugar,lemon,syrup
Billy:Mum can i have some pancakes for breakfast please.
Mum:Sure,would you like it with sugar or syrup.
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To get dumped suddenly and without reason.
I got pancaked last night.
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Female breasts pressed against glass.
Eager to show the neighbor's her kink, Linda heaved herself against the living room window, inviting local man-syrup to be poured on her pancakes.
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v. in comedy: when a stand-up comic starts strong and engages the crowd well but ends weakly and has lost the audience.
Term made popular by Mitch Hedberg.
"Pancakes are great when you start eating them, but by the time you get to the end your totally sick of them. That's why pancaking is a going to be a new comedy term, because some comics start off great. By the time their ending their act, though, you're sick of them. 'Hey, look at Mitch up there! He's totally pancaking!'"
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