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Someone who is afraid to commit to the person he's dating, and becomes panicky whenever things start to get serious in the relationship. The panicked donkey is known for his very wide eyes, and stubborn refusal to move.
Jack: Jill invited me to have dinner with her parents. I completely froze. I was such a panicked donkey.
Jill: Come with me to dinner with my parents. It's really no big deal.
Jack: noise like a donkey's bray with a look of sheer terror on his face
Jill: Stop being such a panicked donkey!
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A person who uses Manic Panic hair dye to color their hair. The color palette of the dye is primarily florescent (pink, blue, green, bright red, ect.) and was widely used during the mid 1990's rave scene.
Remember when Lily Allen dyed her hair Barbie pink? She was rockin' the manic panicker look back then.
Those pseudo-rave kids at the club tonight were totally annoying. That one manic panicker looked like a douche with that crazy ass dye job.
I hate it when wrestlers or suicide girl wannabes go all manic panicker and dye their hair different colors every week.
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A guy that has the name Steven. Jealous of a guy with the name abe. Really into someone with the name maxwell. Who is super white and skinny.
Guy: "Whoah look at him he's defilently a panicked gay"
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Kim Hongjoong from Ateez.
San: Hongjoong, you're all tiny and scary till a man tries to kiss you. Then you're all tiny and panicked.
Seonghwa: Oh! I can confirm.
Hongjoong: Wtf???????
San: You're a panicked gay.
Hongjoong: This discussion is NOT happening.
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The very quick and panicked look around that someone does while driving, after breaking a traffic law (running a red light, running a stop sign, etc.) to make sure that no cops were there to see it.
Bobby: Dude, you just ran a stop sign
Carl: S***! *does a Panicked Cop Look* Okay, no cops saw me, i think were good!
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A person feeling like they have so much panic inside of them that it could fill a pit.
Being panicked over something, overly anxious.
Dude 1: Woah man, chill out
Dude 2: I can't bro, I'm just pit panicked right now
When your cute Jordy boyfriend does something adorable, incredible, worth of praising, hot or all of the above. How to identify it? First of all, your boyfriend HAS to be named Jordan and be an INTJ. This is strictly requiered for the Internal Jordy Panick to take place. Secondly, as your Jordy does something amazing, you'll get a tingling sensation in your stomach, and will immediately want to hug him or kiss him, or even fuck him, or all of the above. And just shower him with love until
"My boyfriend just made such a brilliant obeservation. I'm having an internal Jordy Panick"