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Captain Tight Pants

AKA Captain Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds of the vessel Serenity. Known for being particularly dour, with a harsh sense of humour. Although he finds it difficult to open up, it's obvious that he's a good guy beneath it all. Portrayed by Nathan Fillion on the now-cancelled sci-fi show Firefly which lasted just one season on FOX from 2002 to 2003. The nickname was first coined by the character Kaylee in the episode "Shindig".

An affectionate word used by Firefly fans to refer to the character of Mal, and (more rarely) the actor Fillion with reference to the show.

Example 1 -

Mal: Just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable.

Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants

Example 2 -

Fan: There was a rumour that Captain Tight Pants himself would turn up at that convention last week!

by Neroli April 21, 2008

279๐Ÿ‘ 124๐Ÿ‘Ž


tight pants mafia

1) a group of kids that wears tight pants.

2) another word that people try to use to bash kids over the internet because it's safe for them to say so without coming into physical harm.

1) his crew rolls with jeff's tight pants mafia.

2) look at the other 'definitions' of this word.

by lol123 June 2, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Tight-Pant Rule

Guys that wear tight pants, usually the really hot skateboarder types, are stupid and inconsiderate. They are selfish, hard to deal with, and extremely forgetful. The tighter the jeans, the worse the guy.

The Tight-Pant Rule in action:

Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Yeah, I'll call you at seven!
Girl: Okay sounds good!

*next day*

Girl: Why didn't you call me?
Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Uh I forgot.

by Mixed Signals Suck. January 25, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


tight tight pants

the greatest squamish thrash band that ever existed.they have great songs such as emo sucks,my fingers hurt,and wear tight pants.CROSSFIRE SUCKS

"hey did you go the tight tight pants show?"
"it was tight tight tight"

by every member of crossfire May 29, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Benny Tight Pants

Benny Tight Pants is the name for the following syptom:
The ithcy dry feeling males get in the inner thighs when walking in cold weather, 32 and below, in suit pants. It is as if you were wearing the tight pants your mom dressed you in during your elementary school years and lined the pants with brillow pads.

Gosh it's so cold out, my inner thighs feel like Benny Tight Pants.

by Steaksizzle December 22, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


tight pants wide stance

A self explanatory term describing a type of modern snowboarder who wears tight pants and positions their bindings in an extra wide position on the board. They usually put a strong emphasis on jibbing and urban snowboarding, and prefer to ride such hip companies as capita, forecast, dinosaurs will die, santa cruz, rome, and especially holden.

That snowboarder just jumped on the tight pants wide stance bandwagon.

by da duh da duh da September 7, 2007

26๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tight Pant Syndrome (T.P.S.)

When a guy wears such tight pants on a consistent basis they start to rub away his leg hair leaving hairless patches. Usually happens on the broad bike-riding calves of hipsters.

I got these killer new pants, but they're mad tiny. When I took them off I had a serious case of Tight Pant Syndrome (T.P.S.).

by ARoch February 17, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž