Paperwork

adj' - Easy or Meaningless.
Substitute for No Problem, cake, butter, or other similar words.

That test was paperwork.
Don't worry about it, just paperwork.
After making a shot in something call out, Paperwork.
Man that team was straight paperwork.

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Paperwork

Satan's way of saying, "I love you!"

Pssh. The first definition of Satan is good. And so is mine, which is on the second page, the twelfth one, s0n.

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paperwork marriage

A marriage that is for the sole purpose of one or both of the participants to gain benefits that would not be available outside of marriage to each other--quite often for immigration or health insurance purposes as opposed to marrying for love/lust. Very common in the military as unmarried soldiers are required to live in the barracks.

Soldier 1: Man, I hate living in the barracks.
Soldier 2: If you got a paperwork marriage you wouldn't have to live in the barracks. Just keep your shit separate from hers and you're gold.

signing the paperwork

the act of using toilet paper to complete any given bathroom-related activity; usually associated with defecation

Jim: *banging on the bathroom door* Dude, shit or get off the pot. I gotta drop a deuce.

Joe: Chill brah, almost done . . . just signing the paperwork.

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doing the paperwork

Wiping your ass after taking a shit.

Girlfriend knocks on bathroom door: "Almost done in there?"

You: "Yep, just doing the paperwork"

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Do a little paperwork

Relocating to the bathroom(with printed material to read) to sit on the toilet awaiting production results, usually for an extended period of time.

Husband: Honey I'm going to do a little paperwork.

Wife: Hope everything works out OK.

file some paperwork

Discreet way of saying you gotta take a shit. Can be used in present or past tense.

“I’ll be right back, I have to file some paperwork quick.”

“Sorry I’m late, I was tied up filing some paperwork at the office.”