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Parachuting: When you're on a night out in a strange city without accommodation, and you endeavour to find somewhere to spend the night. Not necessarily "pulling" - for example, ending up at a house party and crashing on the sofa, sleeping on the floor of a hostel etc could be classed as "parachuting".
"Mate, which hotel did you book again?"
"I was thinking we could just do a bit of parachuting instead"
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The male masturbation technique of carefully selecting three of the softest tissues, stacking them on on top of the other, and inserting them over the head of one's penis at climax.
The added space between the head and the tissues creates a parachute-like shape, which is crucial so as to catch the cum without sticking.
This method was developed by an extremely talented young man, and is very convenient - one can simply wipe, throw away the tissues, making clean-up a non-issue.
Bro: Yo, my mom needed to buy a new carpet because I jerk off so much onto it. It was most embarrassing.
Other Bro: Dude, just buy some tissues use a parachute!
Bro: Man, you're so smart, I wish other people knew this trick!
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The best band in the entire world. They make great music and are smoking hot.
Dude did you go to the Parachute concert last night? They were banging!
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The Parachute: Insert both fists and feet into your partner's gaping vagina/asshole and hold on for dear life, in the shape of a human parachute. This can be extremely pleasurable for many different reasons; The massive amount of pressure and weight on the walls of the selected hole are enough to cause orgasm, but the sensation of wriggling fingers and toes will be too much to bare.
Also a very useful way to build INTENSE MOTHERFUCKING CORE AND BACK MUSCLES.
Me: Your mom sure does like it when I get a parachute going up in that gaping pussy of hers.
Me: Did you see that parachute I just pulled off on your mom?
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when a man stratches out his testicle skin and places it over someone face
dude, Ryan just gave Dustin the biggest parachute
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A device that someone uses to catch air and slowly decend to the ground
Bob fell slowly to the ground because of his open parachute
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When a chick pulls her pussy lips apart and jumps around.
Hey Mary, are you trying to use your pussy like a the parachute and jump off the roof again?!
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