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when you've been out all night smoking boges and you wake up the next morning in dire need of a drink
max: paaarrrcccheeeeddd i need a vitamin water. parched
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Two be thirsty and in desperation four a brew.
Hob Nobs go good with a brew because hob nobs rule!
I cant make it i need a brew.
Im parched a good brew will nurse me back two health.
No me biscuit its fallen in me brew.
I had a nkightmare i was parched last knight.
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"Damn man that girl I fucked last night was such a parched camel"
When you haven’t had a good succ in a lengthy period of time and you start to get shriveled
I feel like a parched mosquito.
"Can u suck me for $10?"
"No! Be gone parched peasant!!"
when you're so thirsty all you can think about is balls.
During half time of my soccer game, my grandma asked me if I wanted a gatorade. I said "Well obviously. Can't you tell I'm parched as balls?"
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