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parents

ageist adult guards who think that adults rule the world and support kids getting thrown into the prison named S.C.H.O.O.L, and enslave the kids.

parents think they rule the world, but they just invaded it.

by Megatron prime March 6, 2019

20๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


parents

The people who insist on ruining every happy moment in your life. They try to tell you that they are protecting you but what they really are doing is killing your spirits! They bring you down for something so stupid that it is uncomprehendable!

Parents dont know what its like to be us.

by loathsome child November 7, 2005

510๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


parente

An ELA teacher with a great sense of humor and bad jokes. Light brown hair, 2 ft tall, and teaches 6th and 8th graders. Likes to play skribbl.io and is overall a great guy.

Wow, did u see the new guy. He's such a parente.

by agsjfevhjbkja December 7, 2018

21๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Parents

Parents-noun

1) People who think a "normal teenage social life" involves studies and chores.
2) People who think a drivers license is a "go out and pick so-and-so up from practice/supermarket shopping" license.
3) Someone who thinks the stories and problems you tell them in confidence are fun things to share with friends and family.
4) People in the previous generation who believe nothing has changed since they were teenagers.
5) People who believe school vacations/ weekends are one of the following: family time, chore time, study time, homework time, "let's go do something I want to do" time, "let's wake up earlier than you would on a school day to get an early start" time.
6) People who can vote but still manage to screw the country over.
7) People who want us to form our own opinions as long as they influenced them.
8) People who don't care about global warming, greenhouse effect, extinction, nuclear war, or the world going to hell because they figure they'll be dead before the worst of it happens.
9) The people who think we should have censors on our music when all of theirs talked about rape, sex, and drugs.
10) The people who have 3+ kids when they can barely handle 1 and say they had the others by "accident."
11) Someone who thinks it is appropriate to come on to campus looking for you because you have taken more than 3 minutes to get to their car.
12) The people who you work for without pay and knew parenting was a hard responsibility but still expect something in return.
13) The people who say grades don't matter as long as it's your best, but get angry if you get a grade lower than an A-.
14) Someone who thinks long hair is unacceptable when they walked around with mohawks and fros.
15) Someone who thinks spending MORE time with them is going to fix your relationship.

I can't go to the party tonight because my parents need me to come with them to shop.

by RDCM October 25, 2007

963๐Ÿ‘ 177๐Ÿ‘Ž


Parents

The beings who genuinely think that if they ever let up on discipline the slightest, you'll become a hobo living out of a car you stole.

My parents are shouting at me for smiling at them.

by Me47 June 13, 2010

103๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


parents

Just another burden for already troubled teens. Also the #1 cuase of teen F-ups and suicides. They destoy all of the following-children, social lives, fun, partys, relaxation, hope, joy, and all other things that may cause happieness.
They create- Stress, anxiety, obligations, poor heath conditions, fear, and every thing else that's depressing or sad.
They believe they are doing so much good, and that you actualy love them and want them to be your best freind.

Screw parents, take care of your F-ing self. Get out as soon as you can, before you end up having to change their diapers.

by Chrizzy February 22, 2006

565๐Ÿ‘ 110๐Ÿ‘Ž


parents

The people who constantly bombard you with stupid questions such as "What time do you call this?"; "Where have you been?; "Who was there?"; "How much have you been drinking?".

They can only see a small toned-down part of your life as they proceed to stop you doing anything which gives you even the slightest pleasure.

Those who enforce "House Rules" which apply only to me as they do whatever the fuck they want.

My parents ruined my life.
When 3 am becomes late you must be a parent.

by Da Zeg February 28, 2005

397๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž