Meat Parka

Similar to a "meat vest" Meat parka refers to an individual who is fatter than fat, and therefore looks as though he/she is wearing a parka fashioned from meat.

"Damn look at that meat parka!"
Also see "Meat Vest"

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Dick Parka

the covering of skin that surrounds the head of a penis when a man is uncircumcised.

bob:dude what is that?

john: man its my dick parka. it helps keep it warm.

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Parka Snatch

When a girl has a hairy vagina and a huge foopa together creating what looks like a parka. Thus "Parka Snatch".

Damn that bitch so hairy, she got a parka snatch!!!

Ozarka Parka

When a Male saran wraps ice to his penis. Thus adding to the parka effect to deed. Proceding the dick wrapage, the male inserts his penis into the vagina creating a chilling effect... this proves pleasurable for both parties.

Man, that ozarka parka i gave Becky last night was off the chain.

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Jurassic Parka

A jacket so old it should be extinct, but isn't.

'Why are you still wearing that Jurassic parka? It doesn't even zip up any more!'

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parka poker

Walking around a cold house with a hard-on early in the morning.

Dude...you have parka poker going on again. Put on some pants! Moron!

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peta parka

Peta Parka Is the Jersey Ghetto Peter Parker, and he is the most boujee guy you will ever see

Peta Parka do be boujee doe