Parsnip

Just don’t say it

Ryan: Fuck you, you fucking parsnip!
Chris:*engadge in instant fisticuffs*

parsnip

a gendernuetral term for aunt or uncle

"hi dad! when are we going to visit parsnip alex?" "we'll visit them this weekend, son"

"dad? what gender is parsnip alex?" "they're a cacti sweetie"

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parsnipity

1a : fussy about small details

b : having the characteristics of a snob
2 : requiring great precision

The baseball pitcher was being parsnipity; when he moved his hat down just slightly.

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Parsnips

A silly C*nt who often thinks hes a "super-tech"
A man with the inability to grow a beard on his cheeks.
A friendly man, but scares off women with his voice.

"Oh that guy with the voice is such a parsnips"

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Parsnip

Some vegetable that's fuzzy or something. Who really knows for sure?

Dude, what the hell is a parsnip?

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Parsnip

Parsnip. A grime term for circumcision.

Geeza 1 : Yeah man, got ma foreskin snipped off innit
Geeze 2: Rags man! Dats a par!
Geeza 1: Yeah man, some fucking parsnip ting.

(par-snip, cos its a snip dats a par, get me)

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Parsnip

When a male deficates on a womans face then waits until it is dry and continues by forcing the fecal matter into the womans mouth and procedes to face fuck her leaving an oatmeal pie like substance in her mouth.

"Hey Darnell will you give me a parsnip"

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