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December 5th, the day to express your love for that special person in your life. Your babe, your shordy, your hunbun.
"I fucking love you so much" I love Appreciate Your Partner Day (Which is everyday)
go post your non binary partner on August 10 and enjoy them! :D
hey babe happy national non binary partner day <33
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April 8th is National Twerk for your partner day, where you must shake ass for your boyfriend or girlfriend
Bf: "Babe it's April 8th, so start shaking ass"
Gf: "Remember that you do it after, National Twerk for your Partner day is for guys and girls to both shake ass!"
Bf: "Bet"
Guys and girls both must shake ass on National "Twerk for your partner" day
The 8th of October is murder your mean partner day!
Damn she’s being a bitch, I can’t wait for the 8th of October because it’s Murder Your Mean Partner Day!
Ignore your boyfriend/girlfriend all day without consequence
Tom: Hey, how are you?
Alisa: (says nothing)
Tom: Why are you ignoring me?
Alisa: Because it's National Ignore Your Partner Day.
July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.
Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."
Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
Brenda: "lol ya"
National Make-out with your partner day(s) are both August 17th and September 22nd!
“Dude- go find your girl and make out with her”
“Why?”
“Its National Make-out with your partner day”