pass the salt

The punch line to a joke in which the teller tries to get the "tellee" to laugh at a joke that isn't funny.

Two penguins are sitting in the tub. The boy's in the front and the girls in the back. The boy turns around and says "pass the salt"

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Pass the salt

Your playing a game of zombies or cod and this motherfucker gets in your way and you die for some stupid ass reason and you can say PASS THE SALT jokingly asking someone to let you kill yourself

you: what the FUCK

Motherfuck: ha ha what
You:get the fuck out
Motherfucker: no

Dudes got you in a corner

You : seriously get the fuck out

Motherfucker: no Faggot

Zombies come to get both of you and you down

You:WHAT THE FUCK ASSHOLE GODDAMN YOU SON OF A BITCH

you know what fucking... Pass the salt

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Passed you the Salt

When in a conversation and someone interrupts

John: Did you see the game last night?
Dave: Yeah it was a close game
Steve: I've seen better

John: Who passed you the salt