A pastafarian is a person dedicated to The Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages. Ramen
Pastafarians are great.
Ideological movement that arose in Italian restaurants in the 1960’s in the Little Italy region of New York City. Believers are known as Pastafarians, or Pastas. Most early believers were either dope-smoking Bob Marley fans with the munchies or of Jamaican descent, Rastafarians and learned to love and eat Italian food. A spleef, Chianti, some reggae music and fresh lasagna are considered to be the top practice of the mindset.
The Pastafari movement encompasses themes such as the spiritual use of cannabis and Chianti.
I partied all day with my Pastafarian friends and then we went into the city for Italian food and we ate everything in sight. Almost a religious experience man.
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The belief that a real prophet should be college educated
Look at that Bobby Henderson guy, he's a total believer of pastafarianism.
No he's not, he's just a college-educated prophet
Yeah yeah, whatever.
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Someone who knows Italian recipes.
I haven't had a burger 'n fries since I turned Pastafarian.
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the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism
"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"
"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"
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