pasture chubby

This happens when you are wearing tight jeans while riding through a pasture (or off-road) in a truck. Next thing you know, you got a full on chubby because your jeans are rubbing on your penis. This is caused by the truck rocking back and forth due to the rough terrain.

"Damnit, these jeans are too tight, now I have a pasture chubby."

her: "Babe, why is your penis hard?"
you: "It's not hard, I got a pasture chubby!"

goose pasture

On the ranch, when you don't want the bull in with the cows, you put the bull the field with the geese. "Goose pasture" is that place where the male has no opportunity with sexual relations with the opposite sex. The phrase is aptly applied to the the situation a young husband finds himself in during the last trimester of his wife's pregnancy.

Ryan's wife is really big and pregnant now. I bet he's in goose pasture.

Pasture pool

Another for golfing.

Let's go play pasture pool (golf).

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Pasture Party

In rural parts of the country, a party in a pasture where underage kids go to drink alcohol - usually high school rednecks.

Me: Hey - there's a pasture party out by Indian Creek on Saturday night, wanna go?
You: Oh hell naw, those rednecks just wanna get drunk and fight over fat, ugly cows.

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pasture dweller

An adult of the redneck or hillbilly type that would rather get drunk and live in a field than sober up and sleep in a bed

My redneck neighbor is a real pasture dweller.

pasture patty

The term pasture patty is a reference to a pile of cow dung

I took a shortcut through farmer Bobs field and stepped on a pasture patty

master pasture

One who masters the art or grazing (an expert grazer); someone who sits at their desk and stares at the computer screen all day, smokes a pack of cigs and is a slug. Can also be someone who just does no work that day and is grazing the pastures...

"Joe are you working today?"
"Naw bra I'm just grazin'"
"Damn, Joe you are such a Master Pasture!"

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