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v. - To slap a woman on the face with your dick, while wearing a small camp lantern on your cockhead, then yelling "The British Are Coming!" See also - Mushroom Slap
Jenna was giving me a shitty blowjob, so i put on the lantern and Paul Revered her ugly face
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1. (noun) When some loud-mouth learns about a secret and tells anyone who will listen.
2. (noun) More specifically, when someone ruins a surprise.
1. Guy: Deina told me that you're cheating on your boyfriend.
Girl: Goddamnit! She is such a Paul Revere.
2. Stefan's friends: Surprise, Stefan!!!
Stefan: Sorry guys. Ashley told me about the birthday party. I didn't ask her to pull a Paul Revere, but some people just want to have something to talk about.
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A (fictional?) virus that is revolutionary. It does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack; once if by LAN, twice if by C/:
Paul Revere instructed Robert Newman to put one lantern in the steeple to signal the British soldiers were coming by land; and to put two to signal that the British soldiers were coming by sea.
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Person::A:- Man, this prompt called Paul Revere Virus came up on my PC, telling me that my hard disk was going to be attacked
Person::B:- It came up once?
Person::A:- Yeah
Person::B:- You should make sure your coworkers aren't planning anything
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Basically a jail. You can't wear what you want (you're shorts must to your knees or longer), the teachers are all crazy and unhelpful, and everyone ends up pushing each-other through the hallway. People smoke weed, lose their virginity, and cry over Formspring.
Girl1: Yeah, I go to Paul Revere Middle School
Girl2: Oh that sucks what do you wear?
Gir1: jeans, turtle-neck sweater, converse. they don't let us wear anything cute.
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when you and another woman begin to have anal sex in the middle of the night, you ride her around the room with your dick in her ass until you climax and then you yell "<your name> is cumming, <your name> is cumming!"
Paul: Aye how was that party last night.
Chris: Oh dude it was fuckin crazy, I re-enacted The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere on this girl.
Paul: Dude... you're fucked up.
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Paul Revere Middle School: Hell of a walk from the entrance to the gym so good luck if you have H lockers and expect lots of tardys :))
There’s writing on the bathroom stalls and people vape in the bathroom all the time
Basically the ideal american public middle school experience
When you are jerking off two British guys, it’s called a Paul Revere. When they are about to get off, you say, “The British are coming.”
“I gave these two guys a nice Paul revere the other night.”