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Post boy depression. Like post concert depression, but after you hang out with a boy you like.
Ugh, I’ve been having PBD ever since I hung out with Joe last night.
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The natural inclination of certain members of the female gender to have sex with terrible dudes.
Although there are a lot of hot birds in this bar, the Propensity to Bang Douchebags (PBD) is through the roof. We need to skate out of here immediately.
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If you have a PBD, you feel very comfortable at bottoming today. There is no sign of diarrhea and your digestion is just on point. Your poo is neither too soft nor too hard. Maybe you’re even clean without douching!
Eric: „Omg, I have a Perfect Bottom Day (PBD) - not drinking coffee or alcohol for 3 days was totally worth it!“
Henry: „What a waste of my PBD, I can’t find any d*cks to ride.“
Carl: „omg, seems like I have a PBD, I think I should call this f-boy!
Leo: yeah sis, if you have a PBD you should seize the day and call that floppy uncut top and ride that d!“
someone who’s so fucking lonely, pathetic, stupid that they use peanut butter to jerk their micro penis.
“Ugh... Bentley’s complaining about his samsung again. What a peanut butter dick (pbd).”
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Peripartum Binging Disorder-Depression resulting from finishing binge watching a series.
I have PBD from finishing the Star Trek series.
Oh yap... There's ANOTHER ONE! THEIR STORIES ARE ALL THE SAME!!!
PBD "I was an atheist and I was fucking all the women because fat cock... Then I'm like, oh no! I am become error! And that's when I found Jesus! And now I'M EVEN MORE BETTERS THAN EVERYONE! Becuase I know now that it was fine for ME to fuck all of the women... But WE should ALL just have monogamous RELATIONSHIPS with women... Instead of doing the thing I did... Right guys?......... Guys?"
Hym "You mean like Andrew Tate?"
Pbd "Wha-Huh!? No! I mean..."
Hym "And Russell Brand?"
Pbd "Uuuuuuuuummm...."
Hym "You realised it was fat cocks and now you need the breeding cult to protect you from fat cock genocide."
Pbd 😨 "We need the government to make everyone do the thing I'm doing NOW and WASN'T before... Because... Um... It's good for everyone... Or something..."
Hym "Thaaaaat... Sounds like it's just you're trying to get everyone to agree that it's fine for you to fuck all of the women and then you're trying to shift everyone into generality (It's better for men (in general including YOU, NOW, but NOT BEFORE) to be in monogamous relationships) and we all just let you off the hook for doing a thing you are saying is wrong now and serve God (You in abstraction or YOU as a facet of your propositional ethic) and not light you on fire..."
Pbd 😨
Hym "I'm seeing a bit of a recurring theme here with the authoritarian conservative Christians here... I think that's what the toxic masculinity means... Damn the liberals are bad at words but I'm kind of starting to see the thing they are talking about..."
Pbd 😨
Hym "Use the right words! That's not the same thing! Just say fat cocks! I do it all the time!"