standing for 'post bitch traumatic stress'.
pbts is the fear of going to a social event after being an absolute bitch to peole who will also be attending the event.
Sarah: How pumped are you to rock the party tonihgt?
Jade: nah, I was a total bitch to vic the other night and now im suffering from PBTS
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When my wife got out of the shower naked with her tits looking overly engorged and extra veiny and juicy, I yelled “holy fuck babe bring those PBT’s over here and put them in my mouth!”
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Pretty brown thang- woman of color who spills excellence with every step
I’m bout to head out over to my PBT (pretty brown thang)
Paper Bag Treatment Shag - To have sex with someone who is ugly or to comment on how someone has a nice body but an ugly face
Boy 1: "She's hot"
Boy 2: "Oh Yeah? Wait till she turns around she's a PBTS"
A tone that some people possess where no matter what the content of the words they are saying are, they come across as being a complete bitch 100% of the time.
Me: I think I would like some Chinese food tonight.
Wife: You always want Chinese.
Me: Fine we can go where you want then.
Wife: No I’m fine with Chinese food, it just that is always what you want.
Me: I thought your were upset about, I forgot you have Permanent Bitch Tone (PBT).
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