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A disease commonly affecting the strip club patron, peeleritis is not usually detected before it is too late, usually large sums of money have been removed from banks worldwide by the victims, who appear to be in a state of "confusion" linked to prolonged exposure to huge tits and the placing of dirty box on ones nose..
victim:
I took that blonde peeler home after spending 3 bills in the vip room, we got a hotel room... bought a half ounce of blow, and stayed up for 3 days, then i lent her my car to drive to work, I think i might like this girl, she seems down to earth.
Friend:
NO dude you dont like her you goof, you have peeleritis
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Term used in Ireland for the police usually in a joking fashion.
"hide your spuds ladd's theres the peelers!"
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A man whom is not circumcised.
I am a man that is uncircumcised, therefore I am a peeler.
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A peeler is a professional stripper, who makes bank off old men only.
Mr. Tush: wow, you are a really good peeler! Here is my granddaughters collage funds!
You: *Insert money sound*
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A Peeler is bitch who's stomach hangs down so low that you, in essence, have to "peel" it up in order to gain entry into what is most likely the torrid, twisted web of sweat, stink and odor that is her nether regions.
Signs she may be a peeler:
1. Look for the overhang - If her tummy is over the lip of her jeans, thats a no no.
2. Look for loose clothing tucked in then pulled back out of the jean - This could be a potential peel situation, so execute EXTREME CAUTION!
3. Look also for long untucked t shirts - This too a sure sign of something lurking underneath.
4. Watch her as she sits down - If she looks good standing then once in the sit position (good dog) turns into santa clause throw the red flag! Looks can be deceiving.
example:"I had the beer goggles on last night and took this girl home, but I couldn't even get it up when I realized I couldn't even see her poon cause her gut was hanging over it. She was a peeler and I didn't feel like peeling."
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something said or done that is almost sure to get a chick to sleep with you.
a candlelit dinner with rose petals could be a huge panty-peeler.
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A fart that smells so unbelievably bad that the paint starts to bubble off the walls.
Dude, did someone slaughter a calf in here or is that one of your paint peelers?
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