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Chier une pendule

A very French, romantic and rather graphic and imaginative way to tell someone he doesn't need to make a big fuss or get angry about something. Very useful for any occasion.

"Jean-Claude a mangé toute la galette?

- Probablement mais tu ne vas pas en chier une pendule!"

"Has Jean-Pierre eaten the whole cake?"
"Probably but you're not gonna poop a clock because of it!"

by SoFreakinFrench November 19, 2014


pendulation

The back and forth swinging motion experience by testicles during various naked activities.
Named after the movement from a clock pendulum.

"Dude, last night I got some proper pendulation going"
" I bet she loved it"

by Levaz December 1, 2017


Pendulous cock

So big it swings when he walks

That Ryan Reynolds guy sure does have one hell of a pendulous cock

by Tapir Knuckles February 18, 2023


Pendulity

When you get a shot in your ass, and one ass-cheek puffs up and swings lower than the other.

The pendulity of my ass is beyond compare. Ouch.

by Pendula-Bum December 26, 2011


pendulating

Applied to naturally `enhanced` women.

Large (pendulous) breasts swinging from side to side (like a pendulum) under a loose fitting shirt giving the appearance of two kids fighting under a blanket.

An action not unlike a Newton's cradle where balls of a similar size crash into each other and bounce back.

Saw that Frenchie on Big Brother and her huge tits were pendulating under her t-shirt.

by theblubster September 4, 2014