Pensacola

The first city settled in Florida; was blown away by a hurricane (surprise) and later rebuilt.

Is as of this writing currently preparing to be blown away by yet another hurricane. (Dennis).

Nobody will miss it much when it's gone.

This town freaking sucks, yo.

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Pensacola

The Realist mothafukin City in Fla, nuthin but real niggaz wit real shit 2 say. Foul PLay, Body Head, Armageddon Guerillaz, Platinum House, Betty House Prod, Lock and Load. Holla at cha boy if you want that real un-cut Dirty shit.

A City in Florida, nothin but head bussaz from round my way Tan Yard, Pcola Hoe.

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pensacola princess

Any local girl born and raised in Pensacola Florida who preys on young aviators with the hopes of marrying one as a one way ticket out of Pensacola.

I can't believe Jon is actually going to marry that Pensacola Princess and take her to California.

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Pensacola Payphone

Noun: a sexual act: a sort of hybrid of the Change Machine and the Birmingham Bootycall. Specifically, when a roll of quarters is placed in a woman's vagina, and a phone set to vibrate is placed in her anus. The phone is called and the vibrations cause the quaters to fall out. It has nothing to do with Pensacola.

Woman: Jill, kill me now. Last night I got really drunk and let Randy do a Pensacola Payphone on me. Now my phone's ruined and I'm out of laundry money.

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Pensacola Pelican

The act of defecating inside a person's mouth and then receiving a blow job from that person.

You got an Alabama Hot pocket? well I totally took a deuce in her mouth before she gave me a blowie, I call it the Pensacola Pelican!

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Pensacola, FL

A southern small AF town where everyone is either living in the ghetto going to PHS or pretending to be rich and actually just middle class going to CHS. Full of preppy PTA sweater set cheer moms and bald car dealership owners. Repeat TINY town with a shit sized mall

Hi i'm Mary Grace, I just graduated from Pensacola, FL Junior College and i just can't wait to welcome ya'll to Pensacola!

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Pensacola Milkshake

When someone adds chocolate pieces to a fleshlight, then inserts their penis allowing the chocolate to melt. Then upon ejaculation the concoction is poured into either a glass or someone's mouth and consumed.

I had a long night after work yesterday and came home to treat myself to a dark chocolate Pensacola Milkshake.