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It's much like the stranger technique but more advanced. When performing the stranger, one sits on their hand until it falls asleep then "rubs one out" so it feels like someone else giving you a handjob. Using this technique one lays on their stomach until their genitals fall asleep then "rubs one out" to simulate giving someone else a handjob.
Cromer had never had the perfect stranger but once he tried it, he agreed that it really was like giving some else a handjob.
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When someone sits on their hand long enough to make it go numb and then jerks you off.
If my date doesn’t put out tonight, I can always visit my upstairs neighbor for a quick Perfect Stranger.
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Using various numbing agents to achieve a numbing affect on your hand i.e lidocaine, novicane etc. and then performing the stranger
PLEASE CONSULT A PHYSICIAN BEFOR ATTEMPTING
I numbed my hand with novicaine and gave myself a perfect stranger
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An advanced form of the mega stranger. In the case of the ultra-rare Supreme Victory Perfect Mega Stranger, the guy gains approval for a tug job using his recently-numbed hand from the very first girl he approaches, while also successfully reciting the Time Limit Clause.
~ for a detailed example of a "supreme victory perfect mega stranger", see example provided in mega stranger entry~
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