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A word used to define those who are extra stunned and somewhat lit ya know. Its like that bitch named stacey who thinks shes the shit.
Im so lit im perplexing pegasus
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when your friend forgot the name of stranger things so they call it perplexing occurences. either that or they wanna be funny cause they’re an ass
man 1: hey wanna watch perplexing occurrences?
man 2: what the hell are you on?
man 1: top of ur mom
man 2: get out
I’m puzzled; I really don’t know what to do with myself. UD Jews, I’m talking to you guys.
I really don’t know how all of this is going to work out. Really bad timing.
I’m just hoping maybe some kind of event happens soon. Then I can catch up with everybody else.
The world is beginning to overtake me. I don’t know what to do.
I’m perplexed. Everything is beginning to overwhelm me. I’m really overwhelmed and confused.
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When a dyslexic person is perplexed. Usually due to the fact that they are dyslexic.
All these letters and numbers got me perplexic!
That's what you are when something confuses the fuck out of you.
Women: exist
Me: "Holly fuck, I'm perplexed!"
This is the confused facial expression of scumbags. Many reach it by default rather than by design and it firstly involves a tilting of the head by 20 degrees. Meanwhile the Mouth opens like guppy fish at feeding time. A furrowed brow below a greasy mop of hair completes the package. Many accompany this look with a matching tracksuit and Nike runners.
Conductor: "sir you can't smoke on this bus"
(Scanger begins the look - scanger perplexity)
Scanger: "eh warewil I fuckin smoke den?!"
Or
"Hey look at that scanger perplexity on that toe rag reading the bus timetable"