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On January 16th if someone sends this to you they want to ask you out but are too shy
"Lily search perry the platypus 2 on urban dictionary "
Wait its January 16th yes i will mark
A term said by Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, whenever Agent P foils his plans of ruling the Tri State Area.
Since it aired on disney, instead of "Go to fucking hell you retarded platypus" they said "curse you perry the platypus"
curse you perry the platypus
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If somesaid to search this then they like you but are too shy to say to your face
"Omg,mark told me to search perry the platypus day part 2 ooh he soo likes me Jessica"
"Ooh lucky say yes say yes!"
Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah, dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill
He's got a beaver tail and a bill
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say
He's Perry, Perry the Platypus!
Perry! (I said you can call him Agent P!)
Agent P.!
Perry The Platypus is so hot
He’s a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action. He’s a furry little flatfoot who’ll never flinch from a fray. He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill, and the woman swoon whenever that hear him say,
HeRrRrRrRr.
He’s Perry, Perry the Platypus,
(but you can call him Agent P).
Perry,
(I said you can call him Agent P).
Agent P!
A platypus? Perry the Platypus?!
When you summon your prostitutes with a catchy jingle such as “ doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah” and when they appear throw on your favorite brown cap and give her the old 2 inch punisher, this should all be taking place while your family questions where you actually are because they just realized you where not in the room any longer
Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night
Is it a dog? is it a platypus? No it's Perry
"Every Perry is not a platypus but all platypuses are Perry " - Philosopher Doofenshmirtz