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Pesto means an idiot someone who is stupid
"Isn't he so pesto"
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A Besto Pesto is someone who is your best friend in the whole world. You will do anything dumb with them, bully them relentlessly, but love them unconditionally. They stick with you everywhere you go and never leave your side. You are Besto Pestos with them even if you aren't together for a little bit. Unlike best friends, you only get one Besto Pesto in your life. Choose wisely.
"You're my Besto Pesto. Even though I'm mad at you, I'll love you forever."
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Those who have accpeted the pesto way of life
Jim-"What are the pesto boyz?"
Tucker-" Get out of my life"
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A girl from the country or suburbs who gives it up fast for dudes once she gets to college or the big city.
Hey bro you see how easy it is to get laid with all this fresh pesto ranch around.
The worst italian american man i know
jimmy pesto: *does something that makes me rage inside*
A sex move involving massive pales of semen. The female douses herself in the semen, while up to five males continue to ejaculate into her orafices. As the woman masturbates it results in an incredible orgasm for the woman.
We creamy pestoed that dumb bitch, Susie, at my house last night. My house is fucked. Ha, get it, 'fucked'.
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A disgusting burp of pesto, that permeates the entire room. Often leads to immediate sexual mood killing and evacuation. Even worse if done whilst kissing.
Girl: *pesto burp*
Guy: Deal-breaker.
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