(n.) a rum-based beverage, especially popular with sailors in the Caribbean and Wall Street tycoons in NYC
Skinny: "All we have left on the boat is a case of Mount Gay rum, tonic water, and lime - so I made this... try it.
Spanky: "That's great - it tastes like petting a mouse!"
Skinny: "Mouse Petters for everyone!!"
-comes in the form of PETER KIM
-erotic counterpart of harry potter
-writes erotic novels
-spills anal aliens on his pants
-an anal strategist who enjoys, and quote, "anal gallivantings"
-a backdoor matadore at his best
you're a lovely boy, hairy petter.
When a woman gives two guys a handjob using ski-movements. Similar to the Oddvar Braa, except the finish.
The girl pulled a Petter Northug last night!
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A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.
I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!
You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.
karl petter means "a man with a big penis".
when someone see a man with a big penis they say: you are like karl petter!!
Someone who is sexually attracted to minors; a pedophile.
When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a petter ass.
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Someone stupid enough to try to pet the tigers at the zoo.
Coined by The Daily Show's John Oliver in the latter days of the 2008 U.S. presidential campaign, to define a certain percentage of the electorate too stupid to have decided on a candidate yet.
That jackass who jumped into the polar bear pool in the Berlin Zoo was lucky to get out alive! That tiger petter should have been ripped to shreds.
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