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phallical

A prick. A man who is arrogant just because he has balls and a dick which he thinks makes him superior when really he is a dumb dick.

He is phallically arrogant in the way he acts around those women.

by Mousy Kitten January 10, 2018

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Phallic halitosis

Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.

I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the Phoenix Dip to exacerbate her condition.

by -=Quickie=- April 9, 2008

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Phallic photograph

When you wanna send dick pics, but you're classy as fuck.

Oh Dorothy! Come have a gander at this fine phallic photograph that Fitzgerald sent.

by DmitryDaDouche May 23, 2017


Phallic Pheud

Nickname for the current Steve Harvey-hosted version of Family Feud, inspired by the overabundance of questions and answers related to male genitalia. Also known as Steve Harvey's Dick Jokes.

I'm so sick of Game Show Network airing nothing but Phallic Pheud!

by Sir Veisaid December 1, 2018


phallic splendor

the manifest glory exhibited by prominent male reproductive organs

The entire crowd was awestruck by the speaker's phallic splendor.

by Keyboard Inseminator April 11, 2004

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phallic equation

The phallic equation is the simple equality:
8=D

Solve for D:
17=D+9
8=D

Oooh the phallic equation!!

by course18 September 3, 2006

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Phallic Fallacy

When a guy lies about the size of his dick to someone he's trying to have sex with.

A: I heard Mark told his date that he was hung like a horse. She wouldn't stop laughing when the Magnum just kept falling off.
B: What a phallic fallacy!

by Piffin. March 4, 2017

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