1. A group of sub-pagans in Biblical times who were killed in a suicide attack by Samson.
2. A type of person who spends all of his/her life's CPU cycles on how to make everybody else's lives absolutely miserable--especially one who throws their legal weight around while doing so. Examples include schoolteachers, terrorists (of any race/religion), lawyers/ambulance chasers, Sammy on the soap opera "Days of Our Lives", hate groups, people who lobby for freedom from religion instead of freedom of religion (hellloooo! there's a difference there!), war-hungry peoples,the RIAA/MPAA/ISDA, spyware/malware/virus writers, those who support activation DRM in computer programs...etc.
Only a philistine would force people to pay for a non-energy-bearing electrical waveform.
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an uncircumcised pegan also know as a turtleneck, hoodie, or anteater due to the fact that the philistines were uncircumcised and the jews were.
Sick dude, your a philistine!
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Someone who doesn't care about books and interesting films and things. No culture. .
"This all-inclusive resort is full of philistines. In the yoga class, no one can even touch their toes.
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A term used to describe an overly aggressive and simple person.
Person#1:NO, FORTNITE IS A GOOD GAME!
Person#2: Quiet down, you philistine.
Person#1:AGHHHGHAHHAHAH
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a) a slug
b) someone that hates/doesn't understand physics
Manuel: the centripetal force is pushing me against this wall.
Mr. Soustek: What a philistine. Now you can never shoplift using a Faraday cage.
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The (usually sarcastic) celebration of the philistine ideals of low-brow, materialistic culture over the "highly overrated' ideals of an intellectually curious, artistically creative one.
My knuckledragger boyfriend is so perfect for me. I especially love his philistine-tastic pea brain. It's his second best feature.