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When you're going to have diarrhea and you're trying to poop but nothing comes out and you wipe anyways and it 's just that slime on the toilet paper.
I've had diarrhea all day and now when I try to poop all I have is butt phlegm
A tightly compacted and manually gathered mass of mucus and/or snot produced by the respiratory system.
She hocked and spit a good phlegm wad. snot phlegm mucus loogie
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noun.
what a man makes when he has a wet dream or premature ejaculation
1."You think I'm gonna sleep with you now? All you did was touch my tit and you got trouser phlegm all over your pants!"
2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."
The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.
Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale and launching a series of lung biscuits over bow.
Ahoy matey, stick a cough drop in it! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!
The horrible foamy residue that floats on the sea
Person 1: Look at that gross stuff on the sea
Person 2: You mean the Sea Phlegm?
Person 1: What the hell is Sea Phlegm?
Person 2: That gross floaty stuff that the sea sends to the outside because it doesn't want to swallow it...
When a girl hocks up a loogie and uses the mucus as lubricant to give a dude a hand job. Named this way in honor of the British writer who created James Bond, Ian Fleming. ( No other relation to the sexual act other than his last name sounds like phlegm. )
Sally had a cold and felt like shit, so instead of getting too wild and crazy with Tod, she just coughed in her hand and gave him an Ian Phlegming.
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An iced drink of wine or liquor mixed with flavoring ingredients. Something resembling or suggesting such a drink
Lets go out after work for a phlegm splitter
Would anyone like a phlegm splitter before their meal?
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