phone

that annoying thing that wakes u up in the middle of the night just because ur idiot friend broke up with her loser boyfriend.

i hate my phone i hate my phone i hate my phone!

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phoned it in

to put in a half assed effort at something, but complete it. Often pertaining to work which is complete and pretending to have worked a long time on, when in fact little to no effort was put into it. Derived from deciding to not physically attend a meeting in, but rather to be present by phone only.

Even though he had a huge project due Friday, he went to a party and got hammered Thursday night. He totally phoned it in.

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phone in

When a person's heart and concentration are not really in the present moment or activity. They are detached and distant.

As Jane kept glancing at the clock on restaurant's wall and looking at the front door, Seth wondered what was causing her to phone in to their date.

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phone

a device used to call somebody.

why isn't this definition here yet?

I am going to use my phone.

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phone

Phone; noun
1) the best invention of all time
2) by far the WORST invention of all time

1. person 1<hey, it's me, just calling to say hi...i love phones!
person 2> i know they rock.
2. person 1<hey, it's me. i know it's four in the morning and you only went to be 2 hours ago because you were writing a paper and you have an exam at 8:30 tomorrow morning, BUT, i'm SURE you wanna hear from me!!
person 2>i hate you.

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phone

1. apparatus for the average teenage daughter to talk about incoherent things for hours on end.

2. something that will haunt you if you owe money to the government, bank loans, loan sharks, friends, accidents at the local pet store you work for, or perhaps your school for the mysterious fire.

1. "Shannon... GET OFF THE PHONE!"

2. "No Mr. Johnson, my son did not suck the hamsters up with a vacuum cleaner.

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Phone

The things that we all are stuck in until we drop it, slamming it on the ground in pointless rage, and text our friends on. After that we begin to watch memes because when life comes at you, damn you gotta hide your depression with memes.

Example 1: ``Mom, buy me a phone.`` Example 2: ``Wow wanna get poked?``

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