php

a viscous gaseous secretion marked by it's distinctive sound.

Angelina: I just got a brazilian. Do you want to go down on me after the movie?

Bob: No doubt!

Angelina: ***php***...oops, I think I shit myself. (blushes)

Bob: (calculating)'bout how much, give or take a spoonful?

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pornhub premium

man, i love this girl, im gonna quickly buy php to watch her new videos

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PHP

Pretty Huge Penis

contrary to:

PSP

Pretty Small Penis

Wow, do I ever have a php!

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Personal Hottie Protector

If you think that talking about PHP will get you anywhere with women then you are sorely mistaken. Anyone who knows the actual meaning or history behind this web language automatically falls into the geek category and is thereby passed up by any hotties in the vicinity.

Many men who use PHP do it unknowingly while trying to appear smart or web savvy. However, there are those who use it on purpose because they don't want to be distracted from their game of World of Warcraft.

I see that you chose to use HTML on your website even though PHP is far superior.

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Pissed his pants

Lol I swear he php’ed

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"Parents Helping Parents" (organization)

www.php.com

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Commonly referred to as the Perl for n00bs. Learn a REAL language...

#!/usr/bin/perl
print "PHP sucks... hard..."

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