Block of science that determines whether shit will hit the fan or not.
Bob: Damn, shit hit the fan!
Bill: Well, through physics we can find out if the shit actually hit the fan. What was the velocity and force?
Bob: *punches bill*
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Abstract concept that does not really exist. Fiction.
I'm flying 'cause there's no physics bro
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A form of science for nerds, although a different kind of nerd then those that enjoy Dungeons & Dragons. Considered the peak of science by those who engage in it, considered total trash by those who don't. Physics majors and engineers are permanently at war over units.
Who's that nerdy mormon reading that book?
Oh, thats the local physics teacher.
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simply put, the study of the relation between matter and energy
Goodrich can teach yo ass some physics.
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Commonly taught by older women wearing kitty-kat print sweaters. It's fun if you understand it, sucks if you don't, some are constantly in the median.
P=mv (momentum = mass times velocity)
Simple enough.
Try this: Impulse = m times change in velocity = change in momentum.
All equal to each other.
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According to the song "Gronlandic Edit" by Of Montreal, we fell back to Earth like gravity's bitches. So, physics makes us all its bitches.
A: Hey bitch.
B: I'm not your bitch. I'm physics' bitch.
A: Says who?
B: Says Of Montreal, that's who.
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Class where we learn about the heterosexual teacher's man-eating goat Gilbert, and learn nothing whatsoever about energy.
We also learn about her 3 horses, each of which's life story can be recited by the entire class.
Me: Hey, i dont understand this power shit...can you help me?
Teacher: No, but that does remind me of a shitty story about the time when my horse Biscuit...
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