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The recipient must have a bald dome shaped head (not essential but preferable). Must happen in a public place. The recipient kneels down in front of the crotch of the donor whilst he places his scrotum on to the head... as the balls take equilibrium and drop to make a hat the donor says ‘Make it So’ (optionally the recipient can reply ‘warp speed Mr Sulu’)
My bald mate wouldn’t shut up so I gave him a picard
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To repeatedly smash someone or something with your head when enraged; traditionally a bald head is used in reference to Star Trek
Hey don't take that from him, pull a Picard on him.
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the act of premature ejaculation over a very minor sexual act such as kissing or some form of body to body contact
You heard about that guy Mason?
No what happened?
He was making out with someone and he was picarding all over the place.
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A song produced a while ago by music group Dark Materia, using varuious lines spoken by Patrick Stewarts' classic character of Captain Jean-Luc Picard...of the U.S.S Enterprise, from Star Trek: The Next Generation.
The song became incredibly popular on the ytmd website with a memorable loop that repeated the main chorus over and over again, prompting new listeners to hear the full version on various websites.
Heres' to the finest crew in Starfleet
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The Picard Maneuver is a battle tactic invented by Starfleet Captain Jean-Luc Picard. In 2355, Picard was in command of the USS Stargazer when it was attacked by an unknown alien vessel, later determined to be of Ferengi origin.
During the engagement, the Battle of Maxia, the Stargazer, which was holding station several million kilometers away from its adversary, suddenly accelerated to warp 9 directly towards the Ferengi ship. Because the enemy was only equipped with light speed sensors, they had no way of knowing that the Stargazer had moved until it was too late. When the light from the newly-moved ship reached the Ferengi ship's sensors, the light from its previous position was still arriving, so the Ferengi saw two Stargazers. Even if they had figured out that the new image was the genuine one in time, it would have been too late, as the Stargazer opened fire as soon as it dropped out of warp, and the Ferengi ship had no time to maneuver out of the way before the phasers and photon torpedoes hit. The Ferengi ship was destroyed. This technique was so successful that it was named after Picard, and there was no known defense against it until 2364.
During the Battle of Maxia, Captian Picard was in control of the Stargazer & invented a battle tactic called the Picard Maneuver and destroyed the Ferengi ship.
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Pulling out of a woman and then ejaculating onto the head of a bald guy.
I'm in a polyamorous relationship with this girl and some old guy, and last night we tried Glazing The Picard.
Better than Captain Kirk. Mastered the art of Facepalming.
Not to say Captain Kirk isn't cool. But bitch, Captain Picard has the X-Men on his side.
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