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not here to pick cotton is a sentence said by a slave shortly before being beaten
black man: im not here to pick cotton
white man: GET PICKIN NIGA
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When a girl is on her period and you finger her. The cotton represents the tampon.
John: Yo bro what did you do last night with Katie
Simon: Bro, I was picking the cotton
John: Damn bro you nasty as fuck
Simon: Yea my finger are still red
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This phrase stems from cotton fields that were tended by slaves.
Pick my cotton in other words means 'do me a favor' but is not a question, it has more of a 'do it' tone.
Usually the favor being asked is a simple physical favor such as turning off a light or plugging in cables.
Alternatively it can be used as 'I'll pick your cotton' which is used to say, 'Yes I will do you a favor, but I hate you.'
"Dude can you pick my cotton here?" Pointing at the TV and PS3.
"Fine..."
"Grab my coffee while you're in the kitchen."
"Fine, I'll pick your cotton. Bastard."
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To have amazing or wild sex with another person.
How you doing baby, why you come back to my place so I can Pick your cotton.
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A reference to slavery. Used as an adjective.
You must be out of your cotton-picking mind.
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Sticking your penis in a fat girls belly button. To clean a girls belly button with your penis.
John was blind and mistakenly fucked fat Jenny in the belly button instead of her pussie. She loves cotton picking.
Savio fucked Juanita in her belly pussie. He exclaimed, "Puta, Im cotton picking!"
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The act of picking particles of semen left behind on one's pubic hair after masturbating or intercourse
To keep my pubic hair clean, I have decided to start cotton picking
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