Pillie

A hoodie with a hood large enough to double as a pillow when necessary.

Me: "I crashed on your sofa, last night."

You: "Oh, I could have given you sheets and a pillow."

Me: "It's cool. I used my pillie."

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Pilly

The name for a dumb person who brakes laminators.

Christina: Claire broke that laminator!
Lauren: Haha Claire's a pilly.
Claire: =( I fixed it though!

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Pilly

slang word for penis, derived from the words penis and willy. Often used so that older generations don't know what you're talking about.

Emily: Simon is so fit
Alice: Yeah, but i hear his pilly is tiny.

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Pillies

a retarted way of saying pills

dude i went to my doctor for depression and he said i just need to "pop some pillies dude"

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pilly willy

when some one has taken pills and the effects control the actions of your penis eg it will not erect for the duration of the effect of the drug

"shit i cant get it up ive got 'Pilly Willy'"

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Pilly pie

When giving one a blow job, you proceed to bite his penis off, and then point it outwards, you then continue to ram his own penis into his own ass until you fulfill his sexual satisfaction.

Person #1: yo how about I give you a pilly pie in the truck stop bathroom
Person #2: sounds good, son

Wet Pilly

Similar to wet willy. It is when the tip of your penis is full of jizz, and you stick it in a person's ear.

Tony: "Hey BJ, Jordan Moron is taking a nap."
BJ: "Should I do it?"
Tony: "Yeah, own him with your wet pilly."
BJ: "This will wake him up."