Pink Falafel Hat

The Pink Falafel Hat is a sexual maneuver in which your girlfriend takes a raging dump on your head, followed closely by the insertion of your entire cranium (crap included) into her vagina. Vertically.

I knew that she was into scat, but to my surprise, she totally BEGGED me to give her a Pink Falafel Hat!

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Pink Hat

The piece you wear on your head that is a color of Carnation.
(Noun)

"Nice Pink Hat."
"Thanks I got it in school for $500"
"Oh"