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an animal bred for tuffness by men who are genetically deficient in the phallus-region.
pitbulls are often found urinating on churches, attacking elderely women in their sleep, and at least once a month, eating small children.
sadly, this isn't a flaw of the breed. when raised in a functional environment, pitbulls typically grow to be an affectionate, yet protective, breed of dog. agression is created two ways.
#1 - the aforementioned small-phallus'd man who beats his dog, because he needs to vent. he can't satisfy women, and no matter how many tribal tats he gets, people still don't think he's badass. the dog, in turn, learns to hate all people and becomes a scourge of society.
#2 - stupid, timid women who don't know what the fuck they're doing. letting a dog run a household is so backwards, i don't even know where to begin. they let the pit get away with everything because he's so cute, and when he misbehaves she attempts to swat him. the dog snarls, she backs off, and the dog learns to intimidate people.
Tuff Boi: See my new bluenose pitbull?
Dog Lover: He's adorable! Want to take him to the dog park to play with the other puppies?
Tuff Boi: Socialize my dog? That would make too much sense.
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A must have accessory for anyone living in a trailer.
"Shit main, Imma get me one a those mean ass pitbulls so it can fuck people up"
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A shitty guy who got famous from saying dale and singing in his own language, all he does is sit down in his music videos or feature in other artists videos and he's bald. MR WORLDWIDE IS SHIT
'Omg you are so bald. You must be Pitbull"
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when a girl is deepthroating and shakes her head rigoriously back and forth while at the base of the penis. Much like a pitbull tugging on a rope or dog toy.
Your girl is such a slut that the only time she says no to me, is when she's giving me the pitbull.
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A good natured and loyal dog that when trained properly can be an awesome pet to have. There are those who take advantage of the pitbull's strength and courage, and train the dog to become a killing machine, often used in clandestine dog fights. Thanks to these idiots and the ignorance of the government of Ontario, Canada, there has been a pitbull ban placed province-wide. I will soon have to neuter my dog and place a muzzle on his snout when I walk him. The funny thing is that my dog won't hurt a fly, he is way too Canadianized.
Pitbulls include the American staffordshire Terrier and the American Pitbull Terrier but some people tend to mistake other breeds as being Pitbulls
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1. A shitty Cuban-American rapper.
2. The official dog breed of the ghetto.
1. You know you're in a bad neighborhood when you hear Pitbull.
2. You know you're in a bad neighborhood when you see pitbulls.
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a very good man yes very good, his bald head makes all smile. my father has a case of ligma and it is very sever so pitbull is father figure to all now.
music sucks.
pitbull is best bald man ever weeeeeeeeeeeeee